Okay I am typing this on my tab cuz I am too lazy to open my laptop.
Apparently I am also too lazy to write because.
DEAL WITH IT.
Apparently I am also too lazy to write because.
DEAL WITH IT.
After a night of lying awake in my bed and wondering about life's mysteries I wrote down my thoughts from last night.
<11.30 pm>
<No Bodhi I cannot discuss the merits of rabindra sangeet I am sleepy>
<no bhaiya cannot reply to your message I am so sleepy>
<yay today I am sleeping on time>
.
.
<12.10 am>
<glances at book, maybe lets read a chapter>
<4 chapters later>
.
.
.
.
<2.18 am>
<well.....shit>
<OMF SLEEP YOU FOOL WHY CAN'T YOU SLEEP>
<I will make use of that exercise cycle from tomorrow>
<my movements are limited from bedroom to bathroom to fridge imma grow fat like this>
<noo I'll be hot and thin like Chitrangda Singh>
<10 minutes of silent admiration for the beauty that is that lady>
<10 minutes of imagining some hip yo life for myself where I look like I am leading the life of someone from a Lakme commercial>
<just being so casually breathtaking and adorable and fashionable yet so independent and successful cuz that's just how I roll yo>
<OH MY GOD SLEEP YOU DELUSIONAL WEIRDO>
.
.
.
<3.07 am sigh>
<Why can't I sleep?>
<Count till 500, you'll fall asleep midway>
<1,2,3....>
<Shit I missed out 37>
<idek how to count I am a failure>
<fail>
<boardzzzzzz>
<serious case of pre result panic attack>
<heavy breathing>
<fail boards marks du>
<no do not think about DU so much you might never go there>
<Delhi is pretty>
<Sidharth Malhotra went to DU>
<Lol Aastha and my Sid jokes>
<proceeds to wondering about Sid's magnificent beauty>
.
.
.
.
.
<Man. Why is he not real? Sigh>
< Why is he not Shia>
<I will never have a chance at love noooo crie>
<what is god really>
<what is organized religion really>
<koi toh hai jo chala raha hai nizaam-e-hasti>
<stupid Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan ghazal my dad forces everyone to listen>
<maybe Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan is right>
.
.
.
<Its 4 am. God.>
<I should read. This may help me sleep. I read some article where they told people to read something before bed,it helps you sleep>
<reads 2 more chapters of The Cuckoo's Calling>
<huh this is good but god how I wish Rowling moved faster>
<spends next half an hour thinking about Cormoran and Robin's brewing love angle and who could have killed Lula Landry>
.
.
.
<4.50 am wow my routine is so effed>
<Radhikaa is so smart she has aipmt tomorrow I hope it goes well>
<All my friends have law entrances too>
<Chalo sab bade ho rahe hain. Everyone is settling down>
<Ananya has also changed so much. For the better :') >
<law...lawyer...Amal Alamuddin>
<What if Adeeti becomes Amal Alamuddin type lawyer and marries Ryan Gosling who reminds me of Clooney>
<proceeds to imagining Adeeti's glamourous life as Ryan Gosling's new fiancee>
.
.
<11.30 pm>
<No Bodhi I cannot discuss the merits of rabindra sangeet I am sleepy>
<no bhaiya cannot reply to your message I am so sleepy>
<yay today I am sleeping on time>
.
.
<12.10 am>
<glances at book, maybe lets read a chapter>
<4 chapters later>
.
.
.
.
<2.18 am>
<well.....shit>
<OMF SLEEP YOU FOOL WHY CAN'T YOU SLEEP>
<I will make use of that exercise cycle from tomorrow>
<my movements are limited from bedroom to bathroom to fridge imma grow fat like this>
<noo I'll be hot and thin like Chitrangda Singh>
<10 minutes of silent admiration for the beauty that is that lady>
<10 minutes of imagining some hip yo life for myself where I look like I am leading the life of someone from a Lakme commercial>
<just being so casually breathtaking and adorable and fashionable yet so independent and successful cuz that's just how I roll yo>
<OH MY GOD SLEEP YOU DELUSIONAL WEIRDO>
.
.
.
<3.07 am sigh>
<Why can't I sleep?>
<Count till 500, you'll fall asleep midway>
<1,2,3....>
<Shit I missed out 37>
<idek how to count I am a failure>
<fail>
<boardzzzzzz>
<serious case of pre result panic attack>
<heavy breathing>
<fail boards marks du>
<no do not think about DU so much you might never go there>
<Delhi is pretty>
<Sidharth Malhotra went to DU>
<Lol Aastha and my Sid jokes>
<proceeds to wondering about Sid's magnificent beauty>
.
.
.
.
.
<Man. Why is he not real? Sigh>
< Why is he not Shia>
<I will never have a chance at love noooo crie>
<what is god really>
<what is organized religion really>
<koi toh hai jo chala raha hai nizaam-e-hasti>
<stupid Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan ghazal my dad forces everyone to listen>
<maybe Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan is right>
.
.
.
<Its 4 am. God.>
<I should read. This may help me sleep. I read some article where they told people to read something before bed,it helps you sleep>
<reads 2 more chapters of The Cuckoo's Calling>
<huh this is good but god how I wish Rowling moved faster>
<spends next half an hour thinking about Cormoran and Robin's brewing love angle and who could have killed Lula Landry>
.
.
.
<4.50 am wow my routine is so effed>
<Radhikaa is so smart she has aipmt tomorrow I hope it goes well>
<All my friends have law entrances too>
<Chalo sab bade ho rahe hain. Everyone is settling down>
<Ananya has also changed so much. For the better :') >
<law...lawyer...Amal Alamuddin>
<What if Adeeti becomes Amal Alamuddin type lawyer and marries Ryan Gosling who reminds me of Clooney>
<proceeds to imagining Adeeti's glamourous life as Ryan Gosling's new fiancee>
.
.
.
.
<5.10 am god try to sleep woman its dawn outside!>
<I am hungry>
<a little hangry as well>
<hangry is a real emotion ok>
<goes to fridge and eats 4 spoonfulls of Fun Foods Olive Oil Mayonnaise>
<no point in trying to sleep now>
<whispers some lame excuse to half-asleep mom about studying>
<checks facebook>
<Holy shit!126 likes on my comment on Norinder Mudi's status! I totally killed it man. Lulzz this page is so funny>
<ahh there was a time wayy back, many,many centuries ago in 9th grade when only my sweet, older cousin would like anything I posted on facebook,out of pity voh bhi>
<Now I get 126 likes on a public comment. I have accomplished so much in life. I have come a long way, virtually>
<WOW ZEHRA YOU'RE SO LAME ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY>
.
.
.
<Lol Bodhi's messages>
<brush yo teeth get them shiny teeth>
<5.10 am god try to sleep woman its dawn outside!>
<I am hungry>
<a little hangry as well>
<hangry is a real emotion ok>
<goes to fridge and eats 4 spoonfulls of Fun Foods Olive Oil Mayonnaise>
<no point in trying to sleep now>
<whispers some lame excuse to half-asleep mom about studying>
<checks facebook>
<Holy shit!126 likes on my comment on Norinder Mudi's status! I totally killed it man. Lulzz this page is so funny>
<ahh there was a time wayy back, many,many centuries ago in 9th grade when only my sweet, older cousin would like anything I posted on facebook,out of pity voh bhi>
<Now I get 126 likes on a public comment. I have accomplished so much in life. I have come a long way, virtually>
<WOW ZEHRA YOU'RE SO LAME ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY>
.
.
.
<Lol Bodhi's messages>
<brush yo teeth get them shiny teeth>
<nimbu chaai,balcony, crisp morning air, watching kids steal flowers from my neighbour's garden>
<back to room,watches Pretentious Movie Reviews again>
<proceeds to visualizing Kanan Gill as soulmate>
<how old is he>
<google search omf he is on twitter>
<lets make a twitter account>
<how the hell does this thing work>
<#hashtag .-. :/ :/>
.
.
.
<last night could be my new blog post!>
<back to room,watches Pretentious Movie Reviews again>
<proceeds to visualizing Kanan Gill as soulmate>
<how old is he>
<google search omf he is on twitter>
<lets make a twitter account>
<how the hell does this thing work>
<#hashtag .-. :/ :/>
.
.
.
<last night could be my new blog post!>
I know I am not stand-up-comedian-she's-the-next-Tina-Fey funny. Far from it. I am your normal good-humoured person who can take a joke and make a few too. They'll probably not leave your sides hurting but my attempts at humour will hopefully be met with some polite guffaws and hahas at social gatherings and group therapy sessions.
I know you smiled just now. Come on, you did.
Please.
Pls.
Plz.
Please.
Pls.
Plz.
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